Best friends @bcosta299 @emily_isabela

Best friends @bcosta299 @emily_isabela

officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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(via phantomcosta)

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

(via demonsinthebluebox)

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

(via lighthousestale)

fairandbright:

 THIS MAN.
IS ATTACKING HIMSELF.
WITH A BADGER HAND PUPPET.

fairandbright:

THIS MAN.

IS ATTACKING HIMSELF.

WITH A BADGER HAND PUPPET.

(via doctorwhoandkittens)

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

(via merwhovengerlockhoodoncer)

"They had me rigged on this thing where I’m holding onto handles on his shoulder with my legs wrapped around his neck. He’s kinda trying to throw me off and I’m on top of him and it was so many hours of me, riding him like a mechanical bull.” 

"And we’re looking over at the producers and we’re like, ‘are you happy now? Do we have enough footage?’ and they’re like, ‘looks great on camera!" - (x)

(via lighthousestale)

  • me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
  • police officer: what are you doing here
  • me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
  • police officer: oh damn true